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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Caverns measureless to man

I thought this week I would talk about conferences, since they are something that is very much part of life as a scientist and which are perhaps are a little alien to people.

My first scientific conference was in Durham, where I did my PhD, I took the opportunity to find accommodation in the town before I moved up from Bristol. There was a problem with this: the conference supplied us all with name badges on which we were to write our names in our own fair hand. I was sitting opposite to an elderly academic at lunch who felt my name was somewhat small and indistinct. So I re-wrote it in large capitals with my biro, going over the letters repeatedly to get a "bold" effect. Now my handwriting isn't great at the best of times, doing large-size capitals freehand has the look of the scrawling on the lunatic asylum walls. Later I went off looking at rooms in houses, but felt I was getting funny looks when I asked for directions. Later I realised why: not only did I still have my lunatic-asylum name badge on, I had it on upside down!

In many ways that first conference set the pattern for future ones, accommodation was primitive: in Durham Castle, which is used as student accommodation during term time. I met an old chap who, on hearing what I was doing swore blind he had done it all 10 years ago (I checked, he hadn't, they never have). I learnt interesting things from esteemed academics in the bar.

For most the price of attending a conference is to present a poster, or a talk. This means I am accustomed to public speaking, just an odd sort of public speaking. In fact when I've had to speak at weddings, I've felt the lack of an overhead projector and had to resist the temptation to "thank the organisers for inviting me", this is nearly appropriate but needs rephrasing. Conferences have also given me ninja buffet skills, and an appreciation that if you march off confidently in any direction (in my case in search of lunch), then quite a few people will follow you for no better reason than it looks like you know what you're doing.

I'm not sure how widespread the idea of a poster presentation is outside of science, the idea is you convert your most recent work into.... a poster, a jumble of text boxes, figures and graphs (see below). If you're flash, and organised, you print it out as a single sheet on laminated paper at some central service and then carry it around in a special tube. Otherwise you print it out on a load of A3 sheets. Posters are typically viewed in an over-crowded hall whilst drinking warmish white wine and eating finger food, text on the posters is normally too small and you're too far away - the combination of these things always gave me a splitting headache. Supervisors attempt to get their students to defend their posters, that's to say chat to anyone who wanders up.

Conferences are where you learn all the interesting stuff that people don't write down, like how it took some poor PhD. student months to get an experiment to work once and they've never quite managed it again, or how a little fix is required to get a numerical simulation to work. You also learn lore from the more senior members of the community: how X has been doing Y or small variants thereof for the last 20 years. How Z has been wrong for all of living memory. How W, although publishes great work is not a very nice man. You may get some idea of what someone's master plan is (you're certainly not going to get it from journal articles), you'll get to appreciate that other academic groups work in radically different ways. I also learnt that science transcends barriers of language and culture, the scientists I meet on tour are my tribe, my closest relatives beyond my real family.

All these conferences mean I've done a fair amount of travelling, personally I don't consider this a great benefit. Business travel rarely gives you much time for sightseeing and the places you end up there may not be sights to see, and if there were I'd much prefer to go with my wife rather than a random collection of other scientists. I've visited Rhode Island, Boston, Sante Fe, Heidelberg, Sitges, Akron (Ohio), Philadelphia, Cancun and numerous towns around the UK. The only upsides of Cancun were the tropical fish just off the shore, the ever present iguanas and the Mayan ruins, otherwise it's an overpriced tourist hell-hole.

The best conferences I've been to have been the smaller ones, the invitation only ones, the ones where discussion is programmed into the schedule, the specialist meetings for young academics. The larger conferences tend to be soulless and confusing: which of the 10 parallel sessions should I attend? And is it physically possible to switch sessions? There is a fine conference in the UK for the polymer community, which used to be based near Moretonhampstead, but now lives in Pott Shrigley. The presence of the golf courses is significant here, the organisers liked their golf so we had a morning session, an evening session and an afternoon off for golf. The non-golf players went off for walks in the country, which was a fine bonding experience. I remember distinctly my future postdoc supervisor standing on a tussock in the middle of boggy ground suggesting to the rest of the group that we proceed no further. It turns out being a Fellow of the Royal Society does not guarantee good navigation skills!

Is there still a need for conferences, in these days of electronic communication? Although the prospects for online networking via various social media are great, currently uptake by scientists is pretty low in percentage terms and the bandwidth of the communication is low. The amount you learn about a person from just one face-to-face meeting is enormous compared to what you get through electronic media; electronic media are great as an introduction and for maintaining contact but there's nothing like meeting people.

The "caverns measureless to man" title is in homage to the SIGGRAPH conference I attended in Boston, there were somewhere in the region of 20,000 delegates. It was held in the vast Boston Convention and Exhibition Center.


Anonymous said...

I always had a very positive experience of conferences, I used to work within a fantastic research community (sadly no longer since moving into hateful nanosciences). I had fantastic conferences in places like San Francisco, Lake Tahoe, Corfu, Provence....and I even had one in Pittsburgh, which was actually also pretty good.

Never had anything to complain about accommodation wise either, it was always top notch, and I made sure always tacked holidays on afterwards - road trips with conference buddies. Great times!

I tended to always speak at conferences too, even if I was only one of only two grad students doing so at the bigger ones; I'm better at speaking than I am trying to fit the masses of overlapping research strands onto a poster.

So all in all, the thing I will miss most about my current research career is the great conferences in my old mobile genetic elements community.

I hear they're off to Argentina next...and there was me fancying a ride over the Pampas :-(

Lab Rat said...

I love conferences, I've only been to two so far, but I learned so much in both of them, especially about how science, and scientific careers work, which isn't something you get taught in university. It was also fairly mindblowing to meet people who'd written the papers I'd been reading all year.

And I do like travelling to different places for conferences, even if you don't get to 'sightsee; it's always different sights, different sounds, especially if you're staying bed and breakfast!

Anonymous said...

Very evocative, especially the dorky leaving-name-badge-on story :)

There's a conference life-cycle in particle physics. They start as specialist "workshops", really intimate & productive. They get a good rep, then fill up with too many talks and/or broaden their scope. They have a year or two of being ok this. Then they become a medium sized conference - not the big general one of the year (see ICHEP below) and not specialist or small enough to be really useful. Just place for people to give talks for CV points. They gracefully (or not) decline.

I used to love having a real (i.e. non-tourist) reason to go to a new place, and then take a day or two extra to get to know the location. Not really on with a family waiting at home now though.

Mike Paterson made a fun film of the International Conference in High Energy Physics
here which you might find amusing. Unflattering camera angles, remote family, poster session, conference dinner in Philadelphia etc. Very much in line with your account.

SomeBeans said...

@jim - accommodation has improved in the UK since student accommodation went up in the world.

@lab rat - yes, meeting the authors is great, also makes it instantly clear who did what. I think the way we learn about academic careers in science in the UK is pretty poor.

@lifeandphysics - really enjoyed the video - I think it captures the atmosphere perfectly!